the magic bullet

i know you've all seen the infomercial about the magic bullet. it's a great party item, and you can make virtually anything using it...and it's so easy to clean! well, i received said magic bullet as a gift and this blog will chronicle how well the bullet lives up to its reputation.


nobody puts baby in the corner

now that the bullet has made its home on my countertop, my former blending machine has been relegated to the back of the cupboard underneath the sink. i used to take out that big blender at least once a week to make soups, smoothies, etc.

*sniff sniff* i wonder if i'll ever use it again???? does it know that i've replaced it with a newer, younger, smaller item?

i'm not ready to freecycle the blender just yet. i have a feeling that it will do a nicer job on soups than the bullet will, but this remains to be seen.

for now, it will have to make friends with the giant container of vinegar and miscellaneous styrofoam containers that take up much space under the sink.


Blogger Dan MacDonald said...

Poor blender....

i can't believe you sold out your indie-blender to the mainstream, corporate world of the commercialized Magic Bullet.

even though it was our b-day gift to you! :)

heee hee...

"fuck you blender!!!"

just kidding...awww poor i feel you bad.
you should put a juicer, sandwich maker or toaster oven - or any other kitchen appliance that will soon become redundant in wake of new technology - next to it, to keep the poor dear company.

(insert evil laugh here)
Whispers: "fuck you, blender."

7:24:00 AM  
Blogger Danielle said...

LOL, love the title.

9:11:00 AM  
Blogger Machine said...

They're both loud when I'm hung over.

3:49:00 PM  

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